*From:* Franco Ordonez <email@example.com>
*Date:* June 24, 2018 at 3:50:27 PM EDT
*Subject:**In-town pool report #3*
In-town pool report #3
Its 3:45 and raining as POTUS motorcade leaves the Trump National Golf Course. A small group of demonstrators, including a few dogs stood outside the club. One held a sign that read: Trump should be caged. Another read: We care. Local law enforcement blocked demonstrators as motorcade passed. No word yet on any meetings or if POTUS played golf and who with. Pooler has made another request.
White House Correspondent
McClatchy Washington Bureau
Sent from my iPhone (hence the typos)